I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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