do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
