Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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