just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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