last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Randomize
