What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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