No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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