There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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