She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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