Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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