He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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