Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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