i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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