im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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