i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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