He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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