Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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