yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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