their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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