OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
