awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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