Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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