Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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