guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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