Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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