My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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