Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
My ass is underappreciated
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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