he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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