i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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