Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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