Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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