Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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