She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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