K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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