Sponge bath it is.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
only you would photoshop your dick
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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