they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Randomize
