i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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