you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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