My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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