ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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