i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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