i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
He kissed a someone with a penis
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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