I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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