Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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