I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
My dick has a subreddit
Drake has all the answers
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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