P.S. I can't hear my feet
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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