everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
How many fucks given?
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he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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