yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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