that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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