I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just fell off a train. Bad.
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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