FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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