He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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