Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
