You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
They have beer where we have blood.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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