omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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