So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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